Monday, December 10, 2012

Tour Dates

Hey folks, just wanna holler at ya'll about my book tour.


Hey ya’ll I’m a super space cadet (fuck that, I’d never join the army. It’s the flat feet you see.), and I only now realized that I needed to update the tour dates and announce some stuff. So the buggy is that I’m not gonna be able to roll through Texas (Austin and Houston specifically), I tried I really did. The problem is my waining punk street cred and the hard fact that comics don’t seem much like a crowd draw. I guess I can’t argue with that.
Atlanta was also a bust, but it’s not for lack of leaving my year’s quota of awkward phone messages.
Here is the final, 100% non-changing tour schedule. If I end up having an impromptu show or something I’ll post it on here, but between The Hobbit (don’t you dare judge me.) and finding all those pralines I buried in Savannah’s numerous parks, it seems sorta unlikely.
Dec.12th-New Orleans,LA@7:30pmFairgrinds (yo this’ll be Luka and my book release, and we’ll have a bunch over other authors and a space bag, so come!)
Dec.14th-Pensacola,FL@7pm Open Books (we’re gonna hang at the Food Not Bombs and hour before up the road and you should too!)
Dec.15th-Athens,GA@6pmFlicker theatre
Dec.17th-Savannah,GA@8pm The Sentient Bean (This is my old hometown, I may crawl into a bottle and stay there.)
Dec18th-Chapel Hill,NC@7pm Internationalist Books
Dec19-Boone,NC (the dang town all day, new kid din this is the only date I’m sketchy on and )
Dec 20th-Asheville,NC@7:30 Firestorm Cafe and Books 
Dec21st-Memphis, TN@Java Cabana
okay, you guys are awesome, especially Alien-e for reminding me.